teenscoolest:

You call me your friend???

Where were you when my post got 0 notes???

WHERE were you!!!???

13 hours ago — 125848 notes, via / source

cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

13 hours ago — 409374 notes, via / source

snapchatting:

you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

13 hours ago — 230372 notes, via

jerkidiot:

my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

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are you sure mom

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are you sure these are my clothes

1 day ago — 216501 notes, via / source

giliananderson:

date a girl who’s me 

1 day ago — 55602 notes, via / source

lubricates:

lubricates:

PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD

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are you fucking kidding me i literally JUST posted this

1 day ago — 125185 notes, via / source

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  • me: I should go shower now
  •  (five minutes later)
  •  (another five minutes later)
  •  (yet another five minutes later)
  •  (more five minute intervals)
  • someone: (goes into the bathroom)
  • me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
5 days ago — 484344 notes, via / source

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

5 days ago — 442906 notes, via / source